Urgent! Urgent!
What's so important you say? My site! It's so class! I can't take it anymore!!
BLAM!
And now finally, we have something to shout about! Here it is :
Reasons we're great
1. We're cool.
2. We lie.
3. Our site looks deadly. Go to » Britannica and look at their pages. Ugh. It's hard to find your way around isn't it? There's not enough pictures. We win.
4. Hmm...I'm struggling for reasons now....ummm...green is always good!
5. Everyone loves France, don't they?
6. We have more words in our articles than Encarta, Britannica or other places. Because we steal it from them.
7. And we don't get caught
8. This site is written by an idiot, so it's perfect for idiots to read.
9. We are modest in victory.
Well, that's it. Hopefully, you're convinced. We are great!
Our Aims
Well, the truth is, learning isn't much fun, no matter how many teachers in clown suits try to persuade you otherwise. So if you need to find something out, EarthSource is here to at least make it slightly entertaining.
Copyright Whingings
Now it goes without saying of course, bad things happen to those who steal. I don't like doing it, but those who misbehave while viewing The Source will be forced to endure the horrible wrath of my 'lawyer stick'.
