<BODY TEXT="#000000" LINK="#009900" VLINK="#339999" ALINK="#0000FF" BACKGROUND="images/BACKGROUND.gif" BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF"> <FONT FACE="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <B><A HREF="../../../index.html">| Home ></A> Sorry,but something is screwed up|</B> <P ALIGN="CENTER"><B><FONT FACE="Bertram, Arial Rounded MT Bold, Arial" SIZE="+4" COLOR="#008080">Hello</FONT></B> <HR></P> <P>The site you are trying to get into employs all sorts of frames and other design-enhancing things. Quite obviously, your browser can't handle it. <B>Are you living in the past?!?!</B> Get rid of that browser! If it was a person, it would remember ration cards!!....maybe.</P> <P>Anyway, if you ain't got a new browser, you ain't coming in. Tough break I know. Ah well... go to <A HREF="http://www.microsoft.com/" TITLE="www.microsoft.com" TARGET="_new"><B>Microsoft's homepage</B></A> and download their browser. The best is Internet Explorer 5. And no, they aren't paying me to say that (<FONT SIZE="-2">lousy cheapskates...</FONT>)<BR> *ahem*. So come back here when you're finished. I promise to make up for it. And to make sure you never forget,<BR> <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="javascript"> if (navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer" && navigator.appVersion >= "4.0") {document.write("<U><B><SPAN TITLE='You*ll be back....' STYLE='color:teal;cursor:hand;' onClick='window.external.AddFavorite(location.href, document.title);'>Add this page to your favorites</SPAN></B></U>")} else {document.write("Hit CTRL-D to bookmark this page")} </SCRIPT><BR> Cheers.</P> <P><B>~ PHAT! Albert</B></P> </FONT> </BODY>