<BODY LINK="#009900" VLINK="#339999" ALINK="#0000FF" BACKGROUND="images/BACKGROUND.gif" BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF"> <FONT FACE="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <P><B><A HREF="../../../index.html">| Home></A> Sorry, but something is screwed up|</B></P> </FONT> <P><FONT COLOR="#009999"><B><FONT FACE="Arial Rounded MT Bold" SIZE="7">HELLO</FONT></B></FONT><FONT FACE="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"></FONT></P> <FONT FACE="Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"> <HR SIZE="3" NOSHADE> <P> <P>The site you are trying to get into employs all sorts of frames and other design-enhancing things. Quite obviously, your browser can't handle it. <B>Are you living in the past?!?!</B> Get rid of that browser! If it was a person, it would remember ration cards!!....maybe.</P> <P>Anyway, if you ain't got a new browser, you ain't coming in. Tough break I know. Ah well... go to <A HREF="http://www.microsoft.com/" TITLE="www.microsoft.com" TARGET="_new"><B>» Microsoft's homepage</B></A> and download their browser. The best is Internet Explorer 5. And no, they aren't paying me to say that <FONT SIZE="-2">(lousy cheapskates...)</FONT><BR> *ahem*. So come back here when you're finished. I promise to make up for it. And to make sure you never forget, <SCRIPT LANGUAGE="javascript"> //This code is for IE v4 or better if (navigator.appName == "Microsoft Internet Explorer" && navigator.appVersion >= "4.0") {document.write("<U><B><SPAN TITLE='You*ll be back....' STYLE='color:teal;cursor:hand;' onClick='window.external.AddFavorite(location.href, document.title);'>Add this page to your favorites</SPAN></B></U>")} //This code posts text if not else {document.write("<B><FONT COLOR="#0000CC">Hit CTRL-D to bookmark this page</B></FONT>")} </SCRIPT> <P>Cheers.</P> <P><B><FONT COLOR="#669999"><U>Ross Shannon</U></FONT></B></P> </FONT> </BODY>